I like beers, so, the pint glass was a revolution to me. Sure, it takes some getting used to, but eventually it becomes a part of you. It's like a new pair of underwear.Read More
After months of solid drinking on the topic, I am finally ready to give my opinion on the flag debate.
It shouldn't be a total surprise that I get a little side tracked with more deep questions about our nations identity.Read More
Do you like swimming? Do you want to track how many laps you do and how long it takes? Do you want the potential of electric shocks because you brought a poorly designed product?
Boy, do I have something great to show you....Read More
England invented banking (as far as I know that is true), but for some reason they all seem very confused about it. The most confused are the banks themselves. Sometimes they have great ideas and service, but most the time you would probably use other words to describe it.
(I know England didn't invent banking, but can you really believe Italy did with everything that is happening to the Greek economy?!)Read More
Are you a lady? Do you find that when you go to an event you dread needing to use the bathrooms? Well you don't have to worry any more, as I have invented the perfect device to let ladies pee quickly and discretely, in the same way men do.
(It's not a Shewee)Read More
What did I do in August? I don't really know either, but here are a bunch of things I might have thought.
This might be from 2015, but more likely from 2014 sometime. Catching up on notes I wrote while drunk a year ago is confusing.Read More
So, I haven't posted anything in a year. To make up for it (?) here is a recap of the last 12 months. I am surprisingly brief.
One year, a handful of countries (several multiple times), and a load more drinking. London is the greatest.Read More
And then I went to Spain.
Sure, maybe this isn't packed with the same exciting action as Portugal, but there is much more to come and you wouldn't want to not understand because you didn't read this part first?
Barcelona and Valencia
My second (I think) stop in Europe - Portugal!
I might have only been there for a couple of days, and I might have only seen a couple of places, but you better believe that makes me the right person to judge it - because I mostly did.Read More
You know what makes a day at a test match better? Almost nothing, really, but being at "the home of cricket" must help. Also, England's lack of prohibitive public drinking laws.
Also, there are rules to be followed - it is cricket after allRead More
Everything from May(ish) that didn't really make other blogs.
Basically a handful of thoughts I had about things while I was going about my daily life. It may not make sense out of context, but you can have faith that it probably didn't make sense in context either.Read More
Well, only one of them is a real change, and you probably already know about that as it has happened. The other two things are potential changes, that really won't affect anyone at all (maybe). But, they were still things I kind of thought I wanted to write something about. I guess.
(The weirdest thing, I wrote this in the old Facebook offices)Read More